I may be a 5 foot tall white girl with straight A’s and a speech impediment, but my Great-Grandfather was a gangster and I grew up 5 blocks from Harlem, and you will curse the day you ever fucked with me.
modern-day-vintage: honestliars: I really can’t... →
honestliars: I really can’t picture anyone at all having a crush on me. I can’t picture anyone daydreaming about me. I can’t picture someone thinking about me when they’re lay in bed before they fall asleep. I can’t picture anyone telling their friends about me. I can’t picture anyone…
Tumblr, which is made wonderful by all of the gifs of Abed saying whatever Abed...– Hank Green in his new video. Sounds accurate. (via hermionejg)
I have my library card number memorized. No shame...
hilaryskank: there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed