May 2013
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May 18th
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May 18th
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trentofsky: I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.
May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
May 15th
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May 14th
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May 11th
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kaalashnikov: themaus: onediwreckingmylife: at monash university in melbourne the women’s department had a bake sale and cupcakes were one dollar for men and eighty cents for women and seventy cents for trans* people to represent the wage gap and heaps of guys kicked off about it being sexist and that’s how i finally understood how hypocritical and ignorant men’s rights activism is  to be...
May 11th
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thegestianpoet: futurefantastic: badtvblog: Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die. THAT WAS THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I’M DYING this video is v. important
May 11th
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egg-rolls: i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 3rd
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April 2013
34 posts
Apr 29th
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thatwhoviangirl: thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: katswhiskers: velvetonions: imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays Oreothello Rolo and Juliet Macberry Mars Ado About Nothing Antonutella and Cleopatra Merchocolate of Venice Two Gentlemint of Verona Richerry III I would never be online if this...
Apr 28th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 21st
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tartarustower: “how the fuck did my glasses get dirty when they’ve been on my face the entire fucking time” a biography
Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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“What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were...”
– For The Men Who Still Don’t Get It, Carol Diehl  (via oitheresawargoingonhere)
Apr 17th
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Apr 16th
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princeowl: this is just another bourgeoisie scheme to keep all the notes among the tumblr elite the proletariat dont even have a chance this is blogging class warfare bloggers of the world unite you have nothing to lose but your chains
Apr 16th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night
Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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wordsgonesilent: and-rohan-will-answer: scenesfrom-an-italian-restaurant: I just realized that “lead” rhymes with “read”, but “lead” also rhymes with “read”.  you piece of shit. You just broke the English language.
Apr 14th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 9th
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lets-have-awkward-sex: mickjaggerstinytodger: *gets the urge to delete all my social network accounts, drop out of school and live in the woods* you can’t just thoreau your life away like that
Apr 8th
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